If he hears a click, zig zag and roll.Dick Chaney invited my better half to a hunting trip. How “trusting” should I be?
It depends just how much you treasure your better half. You can trust him to take good enough care of him that there will be no need for a divorce; just a need for a black dress for the service. If you love him and your kids need you both then let him go but buy him a bullet proof hunting vest and some head armor.
Tell him to not wear the bright orange vest. Instead tell him to go camouflaged as the animal they are hunting.
Add: Jeesh you people obviously don't get it. Anyway if history has taught us anything Cheney never shoots the actual animal just the guy in the orange vest.
Unlike a certain Democrat, Cheney won't leave the person hurt and alone. he will call the proper authorities and a medical unit. And will stay to make a proper statement.
If I were you I would be very, very worried because your husband might come back to you a conservative and then where would you be. Constant political fights in the house. Terrible, just terrible.
Have you ever been hunting? Accidents happen, get over it.
As long as your better half hasn't upset Cheney, he should be fine.
Do NOT upset the Cheneymeister.
You readily admit to being acquainted with ';dick'; Cheney? Have you no shame?
Buy accidental death insurance first, and plenty of it.
Get good insurance, and with the next one get a sugar daddy.
Insure him and send him off.
Unless you like him.
You might have to get by with a better 1/4.
Well, you need to talk your better half out of going... or take out lots of insurance.
IF YOUR NAME IS MICHELLE OBAMA....
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO JUST GREAT......
NO NEED TO FEAR.......
Drive on over in an Abrams Tank and he'll be just fine.
Sorry, I don't know who Dick Chaney is.
If he's scared, I'll go in his place.
can I send my wife?
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