Do you know how to apply for a unicorn hunting license?

It's Unicorn hunting season, and there are a lot of pretty unicorns out there? If i shoot one, i won't be licensed and that's not right, so how do you do it?Do you know how to apply for a unicorn hunting license?
Ask Santa.Do you know how to apply for a unicorn hunting license?
Unicorns are hard to find with out the aid of hallucinatory drugs. I have been successful using the following steps.





1) Call the Hunter Education Department of your local Game %26amp; Fish commission, they will verify you have completed the proper unicorn hunting safety training course and send you a letter. Also ask them where you can apply in your town (applications are restricted)


2) Apply for license. This should take a few days.


3) After you have your license be sure to find some Magic Mushrooms. These mushrooms will help you see the unicorns. Because unicorns are magic they reflect a wavelength of light that is not normally visible to the human eye. These mushrooms will allow you to see the unicorn, thus allowing you to know where to shoot.


4) Be sure that you have a big gun. Everyone knows that unicorns are normally docile creatures but when threatened they can be VERY DANGEROUS. If you do not down the unicorn on the first shot THEY WILL TURN ON YOU! Unicorns have been known to disembowel whole villages when enraged.





Here is a picture of the unicorn that I got last year.


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*Sigh* Everyone knows, you go to your nearest fairy dust dealer, just tell them you wanna go hunting Unicorn and they'll give you a license, although most of them tell you to bring them the horn so they can make pixie dust with it.

















Get off the drugs.
I think you'll need to take a hunter safety course first, wear some hot pink camouflage, and get a .987654321 WTF quadruple-barrel rifle loaded with laser-guided bullets. Or, use a slingshot.


I love the smell of roast unicorn in the morning, It smells like victory.
Head south on Lollipop Avenue, take a right at the enchanted meadow, then about 10KM until you hit the Ministry of Mythological beasts, pay the $35.00 fee and you're good to go, don't forget bag limit is 2 and you can only shoot the bucks. (More pronounced horn)
you don't need a license. the government doesn't regulate the unicorn population like other game animals. If you can't find a law that requires a license to take a particular animal, then no license is needed.
I LIKE your question! More people in this world filled of fat and ugly people should believe in creatures such as the mythical. And those people who say you're on drugs, don't listen to them because they are the ones who do the puffing!!! So ANYWAY, mail me.
I dont think its legal to hunt unicorn in the U.S. or Canada because we dont have a caliber powerful enough to get through their magical skin,,,,,,








and do this:





get a drug test, use it, give it to the nearest cop and tell him its yours.
You don't need a license, what you will need is written permission from Michael Jackson to hunt on his property though. This should not be difficult if you are male, and under the age of 14.
It is widely accepted common knowledge, that on Planet Earth, unicorns are NOT allowed to hunt.





Therefore, ';Unicorn Hunting Licenses';, have been banned.
Shooting unicorns is wrong even without a license! Haven't you read Harry Potter? Or Magical Beasts and Where to Find them? It shatters your soul. Literally. They're so pure that their death is a tragedy.
Smoke some more, kid. You'll be all right if you puff enough.
Are you trying to make us laugh or are you plane retarded.
why am i taking the time to respond to this